Uhaw pa sa camel!

I was searching for the definition of the word gold digger
(just to find out if they’ve already changed its definition from my
high school Webster’s Dict), and I found this from Answers.com:

n. Informal.

A woman who seeks money and expensive gifts from men.

Well,
I was quite disappointed that they didn’t already change it to include
men as well, but I did find something else interesting—a Wikipedia
article on "age disparity in sexual relationships". And the following
are some slang terms lifted verbatim from the article:

• Bobcat refers to a woman in her 30’s who sexually pursues younger men.
• Toyboy (or boytoy)
  refers to a young boy or man in a relationship with an older woman or
  man. Use of this terminology is considered by some to be impolite.
• Haguar
  refers to an unattractive older woman, usually in her 40s, who makes
  unsuccessful sexual advances on younger men (e.g. an ugly Cougar;
  etymologically a portmanteau of "hag" and "cougar" but conformed to rhyme with "jaguar").
• Cougar refers to an older woman, usually in her 40’s who sexually pursues younger men or women.
• Chickenhawk describes a much older gay man who "preys" on younger males, i.e. "twinks" or underage boys. The term was used as the name of a television documentary on the subject of NAMBLA.
• Golddigging refers to a relationship in which a young person pursues an older person for monetary gain.
• Jailbait refers to a particularly sexually attractive person, female or male, below the legal age of consent. This designation connotes enticement to endanger oneself of being prosecuted for statutory rape.
• Lolita
  refers to a sexually precocious young girl who is the object of desire
  of a significantly older man. The term refers to the title character of
  Vladimir Nabokov’s novel Lolita, who is referred to by the book’s narrator, Humbert Humbert, as a nymphet.
  While "nymphet" is still used to refer to children, "Lolita" has come
  to be applied to older adolescents and young women in the context of
  pornography. In South American and Cuban Spanish, "lolita" is a
  diminutive of "lola", a slang Spanish word for a prostitute, a usage
  unrelated to Nabokov’s novel.
• May-December Romance is a
  general and non-prejudicial expression for an age-disparate
  relationship. The expression draws an implicit analogy between one’s
  lifetime and the time of year. Thus "May" refers to the younger
  partner, who is in the spring of his or her life. "December" is the
  elder partner, in the winter of his or her life.
• MILF (Wiktionary link) - (Mom I’d Like to Fuck) refers to mothers who attract the sexual attention of high-school boys. This acronym was popularized by the movie American Pie and is frequently referred to in pornography. The term is also sometimes euphemistically construed as standing for Mama Is Looking Fine.
• Mrs. Robinson, a reference to the movie The Graduate, refers to an older woman romantically involved with a younger man.
• Robbing the Cradle
  (also known as Cradle Snatching) may refer to a situation in which an
  older individual seduces a much younger one; the term stigmatizes the
  act through its use of the word "robbing".
  The tone of this phrase is highly situational—in some cases, where
  consensuality in a relationship is clear, it is often used in a jesting
  manner, but where consensuality may not be evident, it can be intended
  in a very pejorative sense. People who ‘rob the cradle’ are commonly
  called "cradle snatchers" or "cradle robbers".
• Robbing the Grave
  may refer to the opposite situation, where the object of affection is
  an elderly person. As it makes punning reference to archaeological tomb robbers,
  the term is often used to convey a similar idea to "gold digging", when
  a wealthy elderly person marries a much younger spouse and the speaker
  or writer believes that the younger partner hopes to receive part of
  the fortune upon the older spouse’s death. Some editorial writers used
  the term in reference to the marriage of J.H. Marshall and Vickie Smith
  (who later adopted the pseudonym Anna Nicole Smith).
• Sugar Daddy
  refers to a rich, usually older man who offers money or gifts to a less
  rich, usually younger person in return for companionship or sexual
  favours. This term is also an underworld code term for a pimp.
• Sugar Mama
  (compare to sugar daddy) refers to a rich, usually older woman who
  offers money or gifts to a less rich, usually younger person in return
  for companionship or sexual favors.

So uuhhm, which one are you?